http://www.fox8.com/videobeta/791e99ef-cb47-4c56-bfac-8d26fde6b43d/News/Priest-Busted-for-OVI
BRIMFIELD TOWNSHIP, Ohio —
A local priest may need more than the Lord's forgiveness after what police officers say he did Sunday night.
"I sum it up as unusual at best," said Brimfield Township Police Chief David Blough.
It started just after 11:45 p.m. Sunday when officers received a report of a car off the side of the road at the intersection of Meloy and Sandylake roads.
Father Ignatius Kury was laying down in the back seat of the vehicle.
"He was extremely intoxicated," said Chief Blough.
Kury tested three times the legal limit and was taken to the police station for processing. Officers say that's when things really got interesting.
Police rolled a video tape of the incident to protect themselves and use it as evidence in court.
"Because of the fact that one of my officers walked by the holding cell and he was exposing himself," said Chief Blough.
Kury is heard on the tape saying, "I'll give you a sermon on the mount."
According to Chief Blough, the priest's rant lasted over 20 minutes during which he threatened and propositioned officers.
Kury is heard saying, "I'll pay you whatever you want. What do you want? Want me to give you a [expletive]? Is that what you want ?" "Do you want me to be a sexual slave?"
Father Ignatius, you kinky little drunken priest you. It appears after a long Sunday of sermons and bad touching that the old father decided he needed to blow off alittle steam. Where he goes to let his habit down at this point we don't know (The Manhole Bar and Grill, Chocolate Starfish Saloon or In through the Out Door Tavern) but we now know what he does after. Just decides to drunkenly swerve his shit all over our roads and fair cities at 11:45pm. If you have not watched the attached video it is a must view. Complete with details of Father Felatio exposing himself, offering to suck cop cock and be there sexual slave in return for a get out of jail free card....
Catholic Father Ignatius, you certainly did play like a champion today... and after watching the video we now know which team you play for as well.
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