Colby professor resigns amid secret-camera flap
Affidavit spins tale of photos snapped in women’s bathroom
WATERVILLE -- A tenured economics professor at Colby College was forced to resign late last month after allegations surfaced that he set up a hidden surveillance camera to take photos of female students in a bathroom while chaperoning an international student trip, according to court documents.
Meet Phillip H. Brown. Poor guy arguably works in the dorkiest departments in all of college, Econ. Macro this and micro that type of shit all day long. So when he wants to let his hair down abit he chaperones this liitle "Made in China" getaway with his students and sells this little gem as a collegiate course and accredited program. What the shit really is is a trip to a country that may as well be on the other side of the globe so he can pull the old "hide a camera under the sink so I can look at college muffburgers all day" move. Classic move and been in play since the invention of the camera. Problem here is ol' Phil left the evidence on the shared class room computer in the trash bin. One of the goody goody girls discovered, told the broad that owned the photod muff and the next thing you know ol "shutter me timbers Phil" had to book a return trip to Colby faster than beer shits after a case of xing'tao. Lesson to be learned here is that if you are gonna take the time to drag undercover snatch pics to the trash then you better empty that shit too.
Hey Phil, here's an econ question for ya. What's the supply and demand ratio of virgin asshole to wanting prison cock? I'm going with 1:17.5
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