Marpoosh: Then and Now

Look at young Marpoosh.  Messy hair, rugby shirt, just another immigrant trying to fit into the american way of life.  Unfortunately, shortly after this pic was taken apparently Marpoosh's American wings were clipped and father Haackina jerked that rugby collar straight to family owned 7-11. And, i'm no Matlock here, but over the years it appears someone has been taking free hits of the slurpee machine.  Tighten your shit up Marpoosh and fetch me a 1000% marked up slim jim while your at it!