Daily Mail – Her nicknames may include ‘wolf girl’ and ‘monkey face’. But 11-year-old Thai girl Supatra Sasuphan today insisted that she was after being officially recognised as the world’s hairiest girl. Although the schoolgirl from Bangkok has faced merciless teasing at school, Supatra says being given a Guinness World Record for her hair has helped her become extremely popular. ‘I’m very happy to be in the Guinness World Records! A lot of people have to do a lot to get in,’ she said. ‘All I did was answer a few questions and then they gave it to me.’ Supatra is one of just 50 known sufferers of Ambras Syndrome – caused by a faulty chromosome – to be documented since the Middle Ages. Before the disease was understood, sufferers were branded ‘werewolves.’  She has thick hair growing over her face, ears, arms, legs and back. Even laser treatment has failed to stop the hair growth. But while most sufferers have been shunned, Supatra has gradually been embraced by her community, and became a popular and outgoing child. She said: ‘There were a few people who used to tease me and call me monkey face byt they don’t do it any more. ‘I’m very used to this condition. I can’t feel the hair as it has always been like this. I don’t feel anything. ‘It does sometimes make it difficult to see when it gets long.I hope I will be cured one day.’

Maybe this is a sign of the times, but when I was in school monikers such as "monkeyface" and "wolf girl" meant that you were no where near fitting in with the cool or popular crowd.  I mean think about it, "hey you wanna call wolf girl and go to the pool?" Nope, really don't care to see her snatch hairs peeking out of her swimsuit from her toes to her tits.  "Hey, wanna call wolf girl and have a sleep over?"  Nope, really don't want to run the risk of having my fingers and toes gnawed off while I sleep tonight, thanks. Or "hey, do you wanna call ol' monkey face and head to the mall?"  Nope, she'll probably reach her hobbit hands in my bucket o' carmel korn and then with every following bite I'll be spittin' hairs out of my mouth like a purveyor of mustache rides at a Grateful Dead concert....no thanks. 

So, with that being said, peddle your bullshit elsewhere Daily Mail because there is no way little Ms. Cuntface (no pun intended) is the most popular girl in school.  You can't pull the wool over my eyes....but you can on wolf girl!  Hi-yo!